The side effects of chemotherapy have a lot in common with Fight Club – the first rule is that you don’t talk about them. Nobody undergoes chemo casually and the alternatives tend to be grim, plus you rarely embark on it without encountering others in a similar situation. You would think that would lead to greater openness, but the reverse can be the case. You really don’t want to make someone a few steps behind you on the path more apprehensive than they already are.
Also, this is not the refined, lying faintly and beautifully on a chaise longue, kind of being ill. It is undignified and messy. It involves long periods crouched over the toilet in considerable pain, followed by shivering wipeouts that reduce you to the nursery. After one of my sessions, all I want is for my hubby to tuck me in. Literally. I really feel for people who don’t have that luxury.
When the fatigue strikes, it can be very sudden and completely debilitating. You get very little warning; one moment you’re pottering around and thinking of going for a walk, the next you are groaning under the duvet. Ignore the signs at your peril. In my experience, they consist of a cough, shivering and the strange sensation of ants crawling all over you, a process known medically as formication (stet) and linked to damage to your nerve endings. You suddenly become aware that you can’t trust your physical sensations to give you reliable and consistent information. It’s very – well, unnerving. For once the term is exactly right.
I have suffered from digestive problems and restricted my diet for years, so when the squits began to hit I assumed that I could cut out yet more triggers and control them. But it seems more complicated than that. There is definitely an element of quantity as well as quality. My digestive system is too damaged right now to tolerate more than very modest and carefully spaced amounts of food. Sometimes I have to stop eating halfway through something, knowing that even one more bite will have consequences.
You can quickly slip into a state of mind where lack of energy, your rather odd appearance and the ever-present risk of needing to dash to the bathroom make you reluctant to leave the house. I have become quite reliant on the nice cafe and French bakery five minutes walk away. Not quite a place where everybody knows your name, but they are used to me now and accept my oddities without comment. And when nothing hits the spot except Grandad’s sausage on ciabatta with a lot of ketchup, Corner and Bloom deliver. They also make an excellent oat milk flat white.
I hope this won’t last forever. Of course I do. This week marks the last of my really heavy-duty treatments and most people tolerate my next one rather better. We shall wait and see. And I still struggle daily with the omarta – how much should I really talk about it? The truth about chemotherapy side effects really does seem to be one of the last frontiers, and for all the chat in theory about people wanting raw and honest testimony, I think there are probably good reasons for that.