Guarenteed to put a smile on your face, even if you’re American.
Breakfast DJ Chris Moyles and his mate Dave in the TARDIS.
(Moyles starts messing around with the console)
DAVE: What are you doing?
MOYLES: What do you think I’m doing? I’m from Leeds – I’m trying to hotwire it so I can nick it!
I think the Doctor needs to hie himself back from Stratford post-haste. Methinks he hath met his match.